3:05am - John gets home from work.
It's pouring rain. We have to load the car topper-thingy with all of our bags. We couldn't load it before he left for work - it was raining then too. And, as the thing claims, it's only weatherproof. Do not let yourself be confused with WATERPROOF.
3:49am - I hear cussing. Lots of cussing. John hates the car topper. It doesn't fit the Tahoe. WHO MAKES THIS?
3:50am - John switches the topper from hamburger style to hot dog style on the luggage rack. It fits fine. It's still raining.
3:55am - I wake Mom to get her in the car. We carry the kids to the car and successfully keep them asleep for the most part.
4:06am - WE'RE OFF. And, I'm already asleep along with the rest of the car.